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Heel de supermarkt drie keer doorlopen en er toch thuis pas achter komen wat je moest hebben.<\/p>\n

Net sokken aan hebben en dan tegen Doezels waterbak stoten.<\/p>\n

Senseo aanzetten en de pads vergeten zijn<\/p>\n

Het lipje van de koffiemelk niet open krijgen en het proberen tot de helft eruit is maar h\u00e9 het lipje is er af.<\/p>\n

Dat twist en open systeem van tampons heel je tampon verdraait maar nog niet open<\/p>\n

en als je hem dan eindelijk open hebt hem in de plee laten vallen. Je zou er chaggo van worden.<\/p>\n

Het dopje met wasmiddel over de vloer flikkeren en niet lullen over zo’n pod want dan die kan ook kapot.<\/p>\n

Onverwachte pisregenbui als ik 1 minuut weggefietst ben<\/p>\n

Vlekken op het plafond zien en niet snappen waar ze vandaan komen.<\/p>\n

Vriendje die het laatste restje van de vla uit het pak schudde zonder dop erop. Wacht es…<\/p>\n

Van alle shirts in de winkel alle maten dubbel hebben en van de mijne geen 1<\/p>\n

En dat ze dan zeggen online zijn alle maten verkrijgbaar daar heb ik nu niks aan h\u00e8<\/p>\n

Thuis komen en iets essentieels vergeten zijn pleepapier of zo<\/p>\n

Eng bzzzbeest die precies m’n decollet\u00e9 in vliegt hoe doe je dat damn<\/p>\n

De hele afwas weggewerkt hebben aanrecht schoon sopje weg teiltje opgeruimd en je omdraaien en zien dat er nog een vuil bord op tafel staat.<\/p>\n

Je hebt van die dagen alles mis lijkt te gaan, gelukkig heb ik die niet elke week want ik zou er maar pischaggo van worden maar ja ook dat is balen!<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Heel de supermarkt drie keer doorlopen en er toch thuis pas achter komen wat je moest hebben. Net sokken aan hebben en dan tegen Doezels waterbak stoten. Senseo aanzetten en de pads vergeten zijn Het lipje van de koffiemelk niet open krijgen en het proberen tot de helft eruit is maar h\u00e9 het lipje is…<\/p>\n

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